12 Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, a vegan gave to me: a box of nutritional yeast.
On the second day of Christmas, a vegan gave to me: two kale smoothies and a box of nutritional yeast.
On the third day of Christmas, a vegan gave to me: three pounds of tofu, two kale smoothies, and a box of nutritional yeast.
On the fourth day of Christmas, a vegan gave to me: four bags of brown rice, three pounds of tofu, two kale smoothies, and a box of nutritional yeast.
On the fifth day of Christmas, a vegan gave to me: Garbanzo Beans, four bags of brown rice, three pounds of tofu, two kale smoothies, and a box of nutritional yeast.
On the sixth day of Christmas, a vegan gave to me: six loaves of seitan, Garbanzo Beans, four bags of brown rice, three pounds of tofu, two kale smoothies, and a box of nutritional yeast.
On the seventh day of Christmas, a vegan gave to me: seven quarts of soy milk, six loaves of seitan, Garbanzo Beans, four bags of brown rice, three pounds of tofu, two kale smoothies, and a box of nutritional yeast.
On the eighth day of Christmas, a vegan gave to me: eight bowls of lentils, seven quarts of soy milk, six loaves of seitan, Garbanzo Beans, four bags of brown rice, three pounds of tofu, two kale smoothies, and a box of nutritional yeast.
On the ninth day of Christmas, a vegan gave to me: nine blocks of tempeh, eight bowls of lentils, seven quarts of soy milk, six loaves of seitan, Garbanzo Beans, four bags of brown rice, three pounds of tofu, two kale smoothies, and a box of nutritional yeast.
On the tenth day of Christmas, a vegan gave to me: ten packs of flaxseed, nine blocks of tempeh, eight bowls of lentils, seven quarts of soy milk, six loaves of seitan, Garbanzo Beans, four bags of brown rice, three pounds of tofu, two kale smoothies, and a box of nutritional yeast.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, a vegan gave to me: eleven heads of cabbage, ten packs of flaxseed, nine blocks of tempeh, eight bowls of lentils, seven quarts of soy milk, six loaves of seitan, Garbanzo Beans, four bags of brown rice, three pounds of tofu, two kale smoothies, and a box of nutritional yeast.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, a vegan gave to me: twelve cups of cashews, eleven heads of cabbage, ten packs of flaxseed, nine blocks of tempeh, eight bowls of lentils, seven quarts of soy milk, six loaves of seitan, Garbanzo Beans, four bags of brown rice, three pounds of tofu, two kale smoothies, and a box of nutritional yeast.
SEASON’S GREETINGS TO ALL. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Longer Letter Later.
Love, Bob aka The Grassfed Carnivore
Robert Schmid says
Hi Bob,
I was feeding one my oldest friends some vegan dishes the other day and he shot me this link when he got home. It turns out that you live next store to his aunt, Marge Pennington! He lives down the street off Sharondale, as well. His name is David Holloway ( a devout carnivore!). Anyway, love the site and recipes and happy to know a professional vegan chef is so close at hand!
Best,
Robert Schmid